PHOTOS: Woman Shares The Truth About ‘Parent Sex’ On Facebook - DETAILS

One mum has got real about what happens to your sex life after kids (Picture: Constance Hall/Facebook)
Parents, you can give a big sigh of relief. It’s not just you. Constance Hall is a 32-year-old artist, blogger and mum-of-four (to one-year old twins, Rumi and Snow, Billie-Violet, 6 and Arlo Love, 4) from Perth. She took to Facebook yesterday to tell all about what happens to your sex life after having kids – and it’s clearly struck a chord.

It’s now been shared over 21,000 times and had almost 84,000 likes.

The post begins: ‘We had “parent sex” yesterday. You know what parent sex is, it’s that 3.5 minutes you get in between changing nappies and making food.’

We had "parent sex" yesterday. You know what parent sex is, it's that 3.5 minutes you get in between changing nappies...
Posted by Constance Hall on Tuesday, January 5, 2016

She goes on to outline her husband’s seduction technique (aka ‘one finger pointing towards the bedroom and the other hand on his dick’) and the challenges of trying to have sexy time with Iggle Piggle playing in the back ground.

Clearly, Constance and husband Billy are not alone. ‘That is just sooo true. Those of you who can’t imagine this. Just wait. Your turn will come,’ wrote one person underneath. ‘Lmao. Just come out the other side. This is so true and written perfectly. Thanks for the laugh,’ added another.

(Picture: Constance Hall/Facebook)
Constance blogs at The Not So Secret Life of Us and is totally honest – sometimes brutally – about how parenthood turns your life upside down. ‘I don’t know why or how I ended up with 4 kids, it was never my intention to have 4 of them, who the f**k wants 4 of them. I’m only 32, all I really wanted was a bottle of wine and a hot boyfriend,’ she writes.

(Picture: Constance Hall/Facebook)
But, at the end of the day, she admits it’s all worth it. ‘What we want and what we get are two very different things,’ she writes. ‘Something, somewhere saw me as a fit tour guide for these 4 children…4 of the greatest and realest teachers I have ever come across'.

   - Metro, UK

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